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equipment Sales

We don’t sling boxes — we outfit killers. F.U. Audio sells recording gear that actually earns its rack space. Every piece we carry is battle-tested, sounds phenomenal, and won’t waste your time with hype or half-measures. If it’s in our lineup, it’s because it kicks ass. Everything else can fuck off.

Technical Design

Your studio should work as hard as you do. F.U. Audio designs recording systems that just work — no bottlenecks, no mystery hums, no “why the hell isn’t this patch working.” We build signal chains that flow, rigs that never choke, and workflows that keep you creating instead of troubleshooting. Smart, clean, brutal efficiency.

listening rooms

If you’re making the calls, your room better tell the truth. F.U. Audio designs critical listening environments where every frequency sits exactly where it should — no hype, no lies, no “good enough.” We help you make decisions that translate everywhere with brutal honesty.

Room calibration

Your monitors aren’t magic—they’re just wrong until we fix them. F.U. Audio shows up, moves your speakers where they actually belong, locks in the timing, and tunes the room so it finally tells you the truth instead of sweet-talking your ego. Stereo, Atmos, whatever—you’ll hear what’s really going on. It’s not sorcery. It’s just science, attitude, and not fucking around.

Dolby atmos system design

We build Dolby Atmos systems that hit hard and translate everywhere. F.U. Audio handles the layout, routing, and calibration so your mix moves exactly where you want it to. No gimmicks, no guesswork — just precision-built, immersive sound that kicks ass.

integration

We make all your expensive shit play nice. Equipment wiring, routing, and system integration so everything just works — flawlessly, every time. No spaghetti cabling, no mystery buzz, no finger-pointing between manufacturers. We turn chaos into cohesion and make your setup bulletproof. Plug in, power up, and get to work.